Why There Was No Haiku Yesterday

I was not at some
hot Oscars after-party
but thanks for asking

Insanity, a Question of Subject

Culinary
tuna on pizza
of all possible toppings
why ruin good food?

Sartorial
over four inch heels
platform wedge or stiletto
do you hate yourself?

Professional
refusing to find
an agent of any kind
who are you kidding?

Joker, a Question of Location

good in a card game
evil in a comic book
doubtful in a fight

Life of Pi

on boat with tiger
alone on ocean with God
metaphor or not?