Monday, January 30, 2012

Special Community Marathon

Jeff Winger
can a man's greatness
wait, I mean *this* man's greatness
be caught in haiku?

Abed
I wanted something
catchy like "Cool. Coolcoolcool."
but... itwastooshort.

Troy
disco spider here
this poem wrinkles my brain
I'm going meta

Shirley
a poem, that's nice
if anyone needs more words
then they can have mine

Pierce
Japanese poem
American not enough
damn bunch of pansies

Annie
leaf borne on the wind
floating through Greendale campus
gilded by sunbeams

Britta
well of course Jeff's first
what is the Japanese word
for narcissism?

Monday, January 23, 2012

Harvey

pleasure to meet you
how nice it is to talk here
have you met my friend?

Monday, January 16, 2012

Sabotage and Introspection

Sabotage
is it wickedness
to compose fake synopses
for cliff notes seekers?

Introspection
so many haiku
finish with a question mark
signifying what?

Monday, January 9, 2012

Community

does being meta
about being meta mean
you're super meta?

Monday, January 2, 2012

Ray Milland or Jimmy Stewart

why can't I decide
which one to haiku about
should I flip a coin?

Meta-haiku
don't you just adore
haiku about haikuing
instead of content?