Blonde Venus

the top hat and tails
white and sparkly, are nothing
a gorilla suit?

Midnight in Paris

a charming bonbon
like Purple Rose meets Bullets
was that Jo Baker?

All That Heaven Allows

mean kids worse neighbors
or she marries Rock Hudson
now there's a tough choice

Hot Dog

don't know how they're made
and don't want to know either
now where's the mustard?


(Seriously, the Buffy thing is in progress - it's just... elaborate. And now I've created too much hype so shutting up.)