Monday, August 30, 2010


I'm ready Freddie
will you do the fandango?
having a good time

That was an unforgivable mash-up, but I don't have time for a marathon, alas.

Monday, August 23, 2010


a cupcake! a horse!
my kingdom for a snack! horse!
(don't neglect context)

Monday, August 16, 2010


the word that you heard
the time the place the motion
the way we're feeling

Monday, August 9, 2010

Special How to Marry a Millionaire Marathon

brunette with a brain:
you get 'em by saying no
till it's time for yes

dumb blonde no. 1:
you get 'em by not watching
where you are going

dumb blonde no. 2:
you get 'em at the drug store
or buying some mink

Monday, August 2, 2010

Jane Austen Marathon: Bitches and Rakes Edition

Caroline Bingley
if this was high school
a cheerleader I would be
or, like, the prom queen

Elizabeth Elliot
no *I'd* be prom queen
honestly, the nerve of some-
oh look, a mirror!

Lucy Steele
keep your friends close and
keep your enemies closer
that is my motto

Isabella Thorpe
men marriage gossip
flirting giggling marriage men
gossip flirting men

Augusta Elton
how lucky for you
the world revolves around me
what more could you want?

Henry Crawford
damn my vanity!
was so close to redemption
why must I seduce?

George Wickham
heartbreaker, that's me!
so perfectly fabulous
are you swooning yet?