The Grand Illusion

anti-war movie
without a single battle
or a drop of blood

Tarot Cards

in chance I believe
decision and circumstance
then why do I deal?

Special Ivanhoe Marathon

Sir Wilfred of Ivanhoe
a bonny white knight
passing virtuous and brave
give me my longsword!

Sir Brian de Bois-Guilbert
tempestuous knight
vanquished by love and beauty
give me my death scene!

Robin of Locksley
dashing in green hose
the best shot in all of York
give me my own show!

Isaac of York
oy vey such a fuss
these Christians must make always
give me my daughter!

The Lady Rowena
someone please tell me
why a blonde can't do a thing
but weep or smile?

Rebecca of York
someone please tell me
why a nice Jewish girl can't
get a decent break?

My Darling Clementine

dreadful sorry, Clem
ya ain't got nothin' to do
but dance with Fonda