Lameness, a Clarification, and Cabbages

Lameness
yes, I still blog here
even when it's not Monday
(it's a long story)

Clarification
no, the story's short:
it's a thing with stuff, okay?
be back on track soon

Cabbages
you think they resent
being paired with kings purely
for hilarity?

Jelly Beans

after consumption
bright colors notwithstanding
I'm kinda sorry

Eddie Izzard

made up, dressed to kill
sauntering in his high heels
he asks, "Cake or death?"

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

sentient chickens...?
I may never eat again.
ditto gummy bears