Monday, January 26, 2009

Flash Gordon

I'd write a haiku
but I just can't stop laughing
utterly priceless

Bonus: The Wedding March performed by Queen.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Lasagna, or Writing on an Empty Stomach

wond'rous miracle
I stand amazed before you
can I have seconds?

Monday, January 12, 2009

Jeeves and Wooster

"Well dash it all, Jeeves!"
"Indeed, sir. Precisely phrased."
"That is to say, blast!"

Teedee heedee hee, sir.

Monday, January 5, 2009


Why ca(h)n't the English
teach their children how to speak?
You squashed cabbage leaf!