Monday, December 29, 2008


you delicious snob
please don't ever fix me up
not with anyone

Monday, December 22, 2008

Barbara Stanwyck Marathon

The Lady Eve
whatever you do
don't get in any card games
if you can't cold deck

Ball of Fire
I jive you sugar
but this setup is screwy
a real bowl of buts

Double Indemnity
Femme fatale; meaning:
Hot dame. No heart. Cold blood.
(blonde wig optional)

Monday, December 15, 2008

Orson Welles Marathon

nice shots, but really -
you HAD to play Othello?
why not Iago?

The Magnificent Ambersons
*cough* miserable
I think was the adjective
you were looking for

Citizen Kane
damn you, Mr. Welles
you set the bar so damn high
now what do I do?

Touch of Evil
forgive me, Orson
but I just can't sit through it
I've tried, honestly

Monday, December 1, 2008

List of Horrible Books

One: Heart of Darkness
Two: Last of the Mohicans
Three: Jude the Obscure