500 Days of Summer

I kind of loved it
but I also hated it
damn fine soundtrack though

Toast, a Question of Location

yummy at breakfast
volatile at a wedding
bad as a status

Twilight

so easy to mock
almost makes me feel guilty
poor little Twihards

Waiting Room

a place where time stops
yawns reads a magazine yawns
sips coffee stretches

The Awkwardness of the Moment

that awkward moment
when you realize that phrase
has been overused

Pinterest Etiquette

say I pin haiku
from posts I blogged long ago
is that pin-cheating?


And survey says... no.
Huh. Well, I guess that's what you can expect when you're basically asking a rhetorical question.

Crush, a Question of Location

good in a contest
bad in a department store
dangerous in love


Lately I've been toying with the idea of becoming more random and spontaneous with this blog. Not to sound too Oscar Wilde, but I haven't yet decided what this randomness will encompass, and so for now it remains only a general thought.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

don't panic towel
babel fish mostly harmless
gold brick irony


I really wanted to try to work in paranoid android and pangalactic gargleblaster but it wasn't in the syllables. Did I miss anything? Oh yeah, 42.

*sigh*

42.

A Double Feature in Honor of Joining Pinterest

Pinterest
I have always known
not learning photoshop would
kick my ass one day

New Kid
you glance around
hearing whispers wondering
is my hair alright?

Why There Was No Haiku Yesterday

I was not at some
hot Oscars after-party
but thanks for asking

Insanity, a Question of Subject

Culinary
tuna on pizza
of all possible toppings
why ruin good food?

Sartorial
over four inch heels
platform wedge or stiletto
do you hate yourself?

Professional
refusing to find
an agent of any kind
who are you kidding?

Joker, a Question of Location

good in a card game
evil in a comic book
doubtful in a fight

Life of Pi

on boat with tiger
alone on ocean with God
metaphor or not?

Maroon, a Question of Location

good in a boutique
bad in a pirate story
a tree en francais